Finally learning things during finals...

Today during my last final i spelled my name wrong. This is clearly a warning sign that my brain is full, and because of this i have decided to attempt to unload some of the information i learned during and around finals week on the 5 of you, not including my mother, that read this monstrosity:

1. there is nothing more gratifying than writing a paper single spaced and making that bitch double. Suddenly that one paragraph that you wrote in between the times you were facebooking, online shopping, and general googling, turned into 2 PARAGRAPHS and you feel far more accomplished meaning it is time for a study break....

2. writing a 10 page paper about the ramification of electronic manufacturing and globalization, is a way to make a person that has not thought about taking their own life begin to seriously consider it...

3. kangaroos can't jump backwards, so if your finals fail you there is something to take home

4. a warning to people who wear normal clothing to the library YOU WILL BE JUDGED this is a time for sweatpants, please partake...

and so as you can see i learned a lot about myself and made harsh judgements about those around me, this, my friends, is what the true meaning of finals week is