ATTENTION WOMEN NO SHAVE NOVEMBER IS OVER!

Who thought of this? Women don't feed bears what makes you think we would want look, kiss, or stand near one? So most women, i'm sure, are so very excited that they will soon no longer be nuzzled by a wookie, for these brave women that have endured the last 30 days like the champs that they are i give you a few things to look forward to with your newly groomed pooch:

1. Next time you are near a place that has been bombed the wanted adds won't look like the lump of man flesh you wake up to every morning

2. Instead of watching the 18 hour Curious Case of Benjamin Button, you can watch your man groom and get 5 years younger... sadly Brad Pitt is not included
Just a few things to be thankful for this holiday season...

However, i do not completely ignore the women who live off the grid and love the felt faced look. So for those people i say shape up, all is not lost when your man takes up a razor, i have compiled a few simple things that you can do to keep the mountain man dream alive:

1. The type of men that participate in no shave november would not turn down the opportunity to drink, learn how to make, or be in the presence of, moonshine the ultimate beverage of choice for those who are lead by the logs so to speak

2. Have your man go chop some fire wood, or at the very least, (for you city folk) be really rough with some link-in logs.

So cheer up ladies (or gentlemen) just toss him a flannel shirt and break the shower in your dwelling, all is not lost with the removal of facial fleece

So whether you are pro the fuzzy jowls of the men around us or against just remember that with change often times comes less hair for men, both voluntary and god's cruel trick so lets be supportive...