Yet again let us discuss the time. It is 10:37 in the PM on a MONDAY, you are doing better than your female counterpart but i still feel that you have some issues we can discuss as you weave and talk not at all discreetly.
1. I'm sure you are striking fear into the hearts of your brethren with your intoxicated bellows, but for those who are not around you it is just a sign that evolution is a cold, slow mistress.
2. I'm astounded that you have reached this epic level of douche-bagatry so early in the night, this is normally reserved for John Gosselin.
3. Unless you work in the Intimates department at Macy's lets stop over-using the term "bra". your "brothers" have abandoned you, as did any chance to actually take off a real bra tonight.
These are only a few comments i have on your early evening life choices. Also, i don't know this for a fact but i would assume that you really have a great desire in your loins to urinate somewhere "original". Please do not unless you are on a leash, i like the fire hydrants in this neighborhood.
Thanks bunches,
Sidney
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