Wordy Mysteries

Last night while I was lying awake, waiting for my oh-so-helpful sleepy time tea to work its magic, I began to think. Being as sleepy time tea is stupid, logically, I went on to other things I find to be equally stupid. For some reason, this led me to some saying I would prefer had made it out of the English language. These aren't just any sayings, these make me want to take a Lunesta with a shot of vodka and hop on some sort of heavy machinery and see what it can do... and so i will share these thoughts with you all.

Supercute: this is a phrase that I never use because of the following two things a) I have an epically high standard for cuteness, very few people/furry things make the cut, with this being said that means that I pretty much need the world's cutest baby holding a baby seal on top of a puppy inside of a wheelbarrow with baby bunnies all around to even have supercute cross my mind and b) I don't want to be one of those people that really bandy supercute around mostly because these are the same people that put smiley faces at the end of every text message and dot their i's with a heart, I'm not entirely convinced these people should be around and therefore I am a hypocrite if I use their lingo.

Working Stiff: mostly this confuses me, I feel that it can mean one of two things either a) work makes you aroused, inappropriate if you are anything other than a porn star, prostitute, or shoe salesman (because who are we kidding) or b) work makes you dead, this is only appropriate if you are one of those weird people that think that retirement is for suckers and you insisted on keeping your awesome career at Walmart and you kick it on the job in some forgotten aisle among tupperware...

Cuddle Bug: this is one I really can't wrap my head around, the way I see it you can cuddle like a bug (not a compliment), cuddle with a bug (apparently you did not fear the bed bug epidemic), or bugs can cuddle, which seems creepy. Where did this come from and why is it now considered an endearment?

So now that I have at least hammered out these details I do not understand I can move on to other things that make no sense: what is the Bad Girls Club on Oxygen and how is it different from True Life: I'm an Alcoholic and or half of the people that anyone went to high school with?