Spring Stupidity

Spring is in the air, sadly this means that people are relatively stupid and have been participating in strange events every day. Now I am trying to turn over a new leaf so to speak, so I am going to give you some thoughts on things we see every day, in one sentence, with veiled Disney references ... surprising, but it is happening.


1. Big person walking small dog: This dog is going to suffer the same fate as Mufasa, trampled.

2. Everything coupling: Until later someone dies leaving the offspring to go on an adventure of revenge and wonderful songs.


3. Spring cleaning: Conveniently with a mess comes mice, and as we all know mice are the greatest maids of the vermin world, problem solved.

4. Birds chirping in the air: And if you're lucky the real pervy ones will help you get dressed.


5. Easter: I'ts all awesome eating chocolate, trying to draw parallels between chicks and Jesus, then before you know it you're having tea with a tweaked Johnny Depp. There had to have been a wrong turn.

So be aware of hopping down the wrong bunny trail this time of year, and appreciate that I can indeed be witty in fewer words.