Facing Fears

Being as I am about to be done with a large scholastically-shaped hurdle, I have been pondering my life. I don't know about you, but when I ponder I seem to be a hop skip and a jump away from thinking about things I fear, and therefore wish not to happen... my number one would be the jungle that is really life. Seeing as I have not been able to piece together that Scooby-Doo mystery or find my testicular fortitude to handle anything adult, I have chosen the more learning, which we all know I love and am so very good at. Anyways, back to my pondering. Seeing as I knocked out my number one fear I was left with the lesser runners-up, which are equally scary but I am less likely to happen upon them in the immediate future. In an attempt to be a better person and face these apprehensions, I will share them with you, my courteous correspondent...

1. Bugaboo - I looked up fears, and that was something people are apparently afraid of, it sounds like what you would call a baby, so I do fear it, on principal.

2. Citrus Pulp - wow you have personal problems... au contrare... imagine drowning in that soupy mess... it would sting like nobody's business, if you're laughing just know I'm not.

3. Naked Mole Rats - something is very wrong with them, plus I would like to choose if I want to see something naked, and in this case it is just WA-BAM here I am in a small dirt tunnel, not my idea of a good time

4. Stuffed Animals - always gave me nightmares, no matter what it was, I had a dark childhood.

5. Anything with Googly Eyes - despite what people have said, they are not comforting or cute

6. People with Abnormally long Fingernails - that's just not right, yeah I'm talking to you stereotypical hooker, crazy witch, dangerous monk, and gross pirate, lock that up

So I guess what you should take away from this is own your fears, and figure out what a bugaboo is...