Things I learned when i should have been resting...

For some unknown reason i decided that this weekend would be a good time to take a class on the minds of criminals because apparently Law and Order just wasn't doing it for me any more. I would like to share with you what i learned about myself and the other creepy people in this world:

1. Taking a class that begins at 9 in the AM on both saturday(the day of pre-rest and drunken debauchery) and on sunday( the day of rest, reflection, and not wearing real pants) was a horrible idea.
2. Breaking news. People are actually awake at 8:30 in the AM on both saturday AND sunday AND some of them even went through the process of putting on real clothes and looking mildly presentable. to you i say, WHO ARE YOU? and we will never be friends.
3. The only up side to getting up so early on the weekend is that i almost always see one walk of shame. To that unfortunate person i say try earlier there is an unusual amount of studious people out and about... you'll thank me later.
4. Also for some unknown reasons the squirrels are also unusually rambunctious in the morning. This makes walking anywhere under trees quite unpleasant and a bit frightening, so beware.
5. Moving on to the things that i have learned in this class... lock your doors. That's really the take home lesson of the weekend. People are crazy and they're everywhere, no one is safe.
6. Stay tuned as i go Olivia Benson on everyone by the end of the day. It will happen.